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Eurozone Tearing Itself Apart

May 19, 2012 in Economics

Bank Of England Governor Mervyn King Issues Warning

With the EU crisis in Europe all around us, it isn’t the first time Mervyn King has warned of economic troubles ahead, and even this time he kind of says that things might be OK: we might be able to muddle through… but on the other hand, look more closely at what exactly he did say this week.

“We have been through a big global financial crisis, the biggest downturn in world output since the 1930s, the biggest banking crisis in this country’s history, the biggest fiscal deficit in our peacetime history, and our biggest trading partner, the euro area, is tearing itself apart without any obvious solution,” he said.

“The idea that we could reasonably hope to sail serenely through this with growth close to the long-run average and inflation at 2pc strikes me as wholly unrealistic.”

That last paragraph is what caught my attention… Could he, in his quiet way, be warning of hyperinflation around the corner? Well… he could, of course, but looking at the rest of what he says suggests he doesn’t expect it, unfortunately for the doom-mongers (myself included). He says,

“We don’t know when the storm clouds will move away. But there are good reasons to believe that growth will recover and inflation will fall back. Along the way we will no doubt be buffeted by winds from unexpected quarters.”

Well, if he wants to take a balanced view and avoid panic, I suppose he would say that, wouldn’t he? And anyway, he’s due to retire shortly: I’m sure he hopes to be out of the way before the Euro-shit hits the fan. And let’s face it, there is a lot of it out there. In particular, the British banking system is possibly the most highly exposed of all – most of these indebted Southern European countries owe most of their debt to British banks. When they default, our banks break. And with European politicians doing as little as possible to fix the problem, we, and they, are likely to be in big trouble.

Me, I’m buying extra cans of food to stash in the cupboard: if another, worse, banking crisis or collapse may be on the cards in the near future, it is possible that there will be no currency available for a few days while things are sorted out.

What Went Wrong?

Europe’s politicans are much criticised for continually kicking the can down the road rather than actually dealing with the Eurozone’s problems, but on the other hand, those problems are enormous. The whole single currency idea, while exciting, was economically naive. The idea that uncompetitive, inefficient, bureaucratic Greeks and Spanish could compete on equal terms (equal prices) with hyper-efficient Germany and even reasonably efficient France, was misconceived. Not that it was impossible – it could have happened – but in the event, rather than investing in their countrys’ infrastructure, the PIIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Italy, Greece and Spain) blew it on easy credit for property booms, expensive cars purchased with low-interest loans, well-paid cushy government jobs, and not much else. Ireland, it has to be said, did do some of the right sort of investment, but still most of the Euro-income was wasted. People blame their governments but it is the people’s faults too – they voted for profligacy and bloated government, and they got into excessive debt personally as well. Probably they didn’t know better, but now they do. However, now, it is too late.

The infrastructure they should have been developing consists of the essential services that profitable businesses rely upon but that only governments can realistically provide. These include reliable postal services, minimised government bureaucracy and interference, laws to limit business liability and to protect property rights, reasonable and fair legal systems, fast Internet, good transport systems (the Greeks did some of this), crime control, and so on. Profitable business requires the rule of law but tempered with a reasonable attitude and the minimum of government interference, fines, corruption and so on. This has simply not happened. Instead, in countries like Spain they would rather give businesses massive fines for minor infringements, and see the golden goose close down rather than be reasonable about it. And they attach fines to property not to businesses or even individuals, so no new business can start up in the fined premises as they would then become liable for the fine… Stupid? I seriously considered doing business in Spain at one point (it has a nice climate), until I found out how arbitrary and unreasonable the ‘system’ there is. Even living in that country is risky – the government can take your property without compensation at any time. Now they wonder why they have 2.5 million empty properties there, businesses collapsing all over the place and foreign retirees and business-people leaving in droves. Somebody needs a slap upside the head! In Italy the mafia needs to be crushed once and for all. In Greece the government bureaucracy needs to be largely sacked, and so on, and on. Doing business in these countries is largely a waste of time and money.

What Can Europe Do?

Well, that’s a tough one. I’m no economist, but the truth is they all say different things anyway, and their prescriptions and plans for Europe and the rest of the world have got us into this mess in the first place. Clearly, whatever the solution that is finally arrived at, it is unlikely to be easy, especially on the citizens of the PIIGS.

First of all, in seeking a solution, we need to look at what is wrong. That comes down to two things. 1) the PIIGS (and others) are uncompetitive, as discussed above. 2) They are now weighed down by massive unpayable debts. When they default on their debts, which they are in the process of doing at the moment, the formerly rich lenders – Northern Europe – will suffer too as their banking systems become paralyzed: nobody in the world’s markets will be willing to do business with insolvent banks.

So, here are some possible alternative solutions.

  1. Austerity Measures. Well, Europe is trying this, but it isn’t working. The point of austerity measures is to a) pay back the debts (fat chance) and b) make the PIIGS more competitive by forcing on them the efficiency changes they should have been investing in over the last decade or so. In reality, although this is logically very sensible, it is too late. They are trying to do too much too quickly. It is just too tough for people to endure. How would you like a 40% pay cut, a 20% tax increase, and longer working hours? Greeks are rioting on an almost daily basis and I can’t really blame them.
  2. Print Money. Governments are trying this too – they call it ‘Quantitative Easing’ and it is used when the banking system siezes up to give them some more money, or at least cheap loans, so they can avoid going bankrupt. They can also lend ‘bail-out’ money to the PIIGS. This can loosen things up to some degree, but it comes with significant risks as well. Firstly, it increases the amount of debt in the system, and the PIIGS are already in too much debt. This causes a burden on growth and business in the long run (money is wasted repaying debts instead of building infrastructure), so it makes it more difficult for the countries to become competitive. Secondly, there is a significant risk of hyperinflation. More money chasing fewer goods results in price increases. In the case of hyperinflation, this process can get completely out of control and whole nations can be utterly impoverished in weeks. Also, bailing out Greece is one thing: bailing out Spain and Italy quite another. The vast sums that would be required would be really dangerous economically, both for the PIIGS with the massive debt burden it would impose and for all of Europe with the hyperinflationary risk and the fact that, in the end, it is still just a short-term sticking-plaster and not a real solution. The problems will just re-emerge later. And be worse.
  3. The PIIGS can exit the Euro. If they revert to their own currencies, they can devalue them instead of trying to sell goods at artificially high Euro-defined price levels. This will free the log-jam for a while but it won’t actually help those countries to become competitive in the long run. Constantly devaluing is just by-passing the need to build infrastructure and reduce government parasitism. Let’s face it, these countries used to do this before the Euro and it never made them wealthy or truly competitive. Exiting the Euro is at best a short-term solution with a large risk of a perpetual downward spiral for these countries if their governments don’t bite the bullet of competitiveness and efficiency.
  4. Break up the Eurozone altogether. Forget about the Common Market, the European Dream, and go home. Just have a bunch of independent nations on the continent and that’s it. The problem with this is that it would take us back to the position in Europe in the first half of the 20th Century: various countries overly-inclined to go to war with each other in order to settle their various greivances, many of which wars were caused by the sorts of economic imbalances a united Europe was meant to solve. Probably, this is the wrong solution and hopefully it will not be tried. This is also a reason that countries like Greece will not leave the European Union altogether. They may well exit the Euro currency, though, as might all the PIIGs. It is also possible that all EU members will have to abandon the Euro by the end of this crisis, but I don’t think they will want to abandon the European Union altogether. Something has to be done to prevent war in Europe and the EU is the last best hope, as the saying goes.
  5. Have a Dual-Euro Currency. One Euro for the North, and another for the PIIGS at a lower value. This could help the weaker economies develop competitiveness over time as they slowly devalue relative to the Northern economies, while building infrastructure under the control of a central European authority of some sort, voted for by their own people (ideally). As lack of control over their own currencies is a big part of the problem, a solution like this would ease the pressures considerably and give those countries time to get their respective acts together. I don’t see any big disadvantages to this solution, as long as the two currency zones remain politically united with the North.
  6. Political Union. Get rid of the national governments as much as is feasible and run everything at the level of the EU. In effect, the EU would become a federal super-state, like the USA or Canada or (erm…) the ex-Soviet Union. If matters of economics and infrastructure, law and order and so on were determined centrally, the PIIGS would not have to compete with other countries – they would all be part of just one country. Their business laws, property laws, taxes and government spending would all be run according to the same model. They would benefit from regional development funds, and infrastructure development, all centrally controlled. It could work, provided each country’s unique culture and style was respected by the Federal Union. It could also fail to work, if the central authorities lack democratic accountability – a major problem with the EU as it is currently constituted.

So… what do you think?

 

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April 19, 2012 in Books, Economics

If you’re looking to download ebooks, especially free e-books, then it seems the time is now. You can get my free e-book, about debt management, from here: Free EBook – How to Eliminate Massive Debts with Tiny Payments (of course, a donation would be handy…), and there are many more available online.

The whole publishing industry is being revolutionised, or some might say, destroyed, by the new technology. Companies like Bookboon.com are springing up, offering free ebooks to download without even the need to register or log in – you just have to sign up for their newsletter. At present they seem to have mainly textbooks, but that is OK: there is a big need for solid knowledge and cheap study info.

Books - Will Electronic Books Finish Them Off?

Books - Will Electronic Books Finish Them Off?

Meanwhile – high street bookshops are crashing and burning. In my local area, Books Etc and Borders have both disappeared. WH Smith has shrunk… only Waterstone’s seems to be surviving, somehow (perhaps thanks to their preference for quality titles). Even a number of second-hand and specialist dealers on Charing Cross Road in London’s West End seem to have shut up shop.

As someone with lots of bookshelves stuffed with physical books, I find it sad that these shops are disappearing. I used to enjoy browsing my favourite sections. A Kindle sitting on a shelf doesn’t look quite as impressive as 1,000 books, and it is not so easy to browse, or be reminded of what titles you have, either. And it lacks atmosphere: a library consisting of nothing but a screen is intrinsically empty, somehow.

Meanwhile, Apple and various publishers are being sued by the US Department of Justice for allegedly conspiring to fix prices of e-books artificially high: dinosaurs trying to hold back a comet.

Avatar Film Review

April 4, 2012 in Film

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Avatar is an absolutely superb visual CGI-fest, long and entertaining, but with a screenplay (script) totally lacking in orginality, good dialogue or decent characterisation. It stars Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana and Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Michelle Rodriguez and Giovanni Ribisi. I’ll tell you right at the start that I’m giving it 7/10, mainly for the CGI and the professional way the film was constructed – it was after all very entertaining – but with a properly developed, true sci-fi script, it could have been much better. If the trailer below won’t play, you can probably watch it on my alphatucana youtube channel instead.

I watched it on TV, not on a huge Imax cinema-screen, and not in 3D. I know if I had seen it that way, I would have enjoyed it immensely, but it would still have the same weaknesses preventing a higher score.

Avatar Movie Poster - Neytiri Zoe Saldana

Avatar Movie Poster - Neytiri Zoe Saldana

The film is set in a future when spacefaring humans have destroyed the ecology on Earth, but have discovered a beautiful world, Pandora, which has Native-American-style blue-skinned humanoid aliens known as the Na’vi (pronounced nahvi – the apostrophe does nothing), and a valuable mineral, “unobtainium” (for God’s sake), positioned right under the native’s home village, which the evil corporation is intent on getting, either by negotiation (for which they don’t leave enough time, and machine-gunning the natives doesn’t help anyway), or by force. Sam Worthington’s character, Jake Sully, is recruited to mentally inhabit an ‘avatar’ – a vat-grown Na’vi body based on a mixture of genes from a native and Jake’s dead brother, who he is replacing on this mission. His job is to infiltrate the Na’vi society and earn their trust, and try to persuade them to leave their home in the three months before giant diggers arrive there. He is also recruited by badass Colonel Quaritch (Stephen Lang) to provide military intelligence on the side, should force be necessary. Of course, the plot is 100% predictable and Sully falls in love with Na’vi Princess (chief’s daughter) Neytiri (Zoe Saldana) and has to decide which side he is on when the bad guys (white men, basically) attack. Sigourney Weaver plays the chief scientist, Grace, and Giovanni Ribisi plays the corporate scumbag Parker Selfridge (with a name like that, I’d expect his character to be British, and perhaps that was intended originally, but on screen he seems more like a New Yorker).

Avatar Wallpaper Sam Worthington Sigourney Weaver

Avatar Wallpaper Sam Worthington Sigourney Weaver

The film is rightly famous for its CGI (Computer Graphics Imagery). The world of Pandora is realized very beautifully, with thick verdant jungle, exotic plants and animals, bioluminescence and more: a paradise. Except that the majority of animals we meet happen to be extremely vicious predators, or angry giant hammerhead rhino-like creatures that you wouldn’t want stampeding around your back garden any time soon. The CGI is beautiful, and if you are by now absorbed in the film so you have suspended  your disbelief, convincing. The CGI movements are still not technically up to being 100% realistic, but it is pretty good. The animals are a little too fast, a little too flexible, a little too shiny and perfect, a lot too indestructable, show no effort in moving, and so on, but still, it all looks great. There are no insect-like creatures and no bird-like creatures, unless you count some little flying dragon-like and lizard-like reptiloid creatures, and the large flying dragon-things the Na’vi like to ride on. There are some rather unconvincing horse-like creatures that the Na’vi ride too: it would have been much better if these could have been designed to look less like horses, I think. Despite these caveats, I think the film is worth watching just for the beautiful renditions of the Pandoran environment, and clearly, this film is pro-environmentalist propaganda. But perhaps we need that, these days. We probably do have to find some way of avoiding the complete destruction of our planet, after all. The answer probably lies in reforming our economic systems but the film doesn’t address any of that: it just makes the point, very strongly, that Nature is beautiful and valuable and we should not destroy it just for money. What the alternative may be I don’t think they or anyone else knows as yet.

Avatar wallpaper - Pandora paradise jungle bioluminescence

Avatar wallpaper - Pandora paradise jungle bioluminescence

Unobtainium. Oh dear. When greedy corporate-type Parker called the valuable mineral ‘unobtainium’ I was jolted out of my suspended disbelief for a bit, to ponder whether that was really its name, or whether he was just being New-Yorky sarcastic about it. Well, in the end, it turns out that that really is its name, and a stupid one it is too, if it jolts its audience out of the trance state to consider what a stupid name it is. The film doesn’t explain what is so important about it, but it is shown suspended in mid-air, probably electro-magnetically, so it may be a superconductor, or it may account for the floating mountains on Pandora, or both. No explanation is given for these either. Anyway, it is an excuse for the company to be invading Pandora; a metaphor for oil or something similar in today’s world no doubt.

Avatar screenshot wallpaper showing planet Polyphemus

Avatar screenshot wallpaper showing planet Polyphemus

As with the plot, the characters were rather empty or stereotyped too. In fact, I don’t think there was a single character who had any lines who wasn’t a flat, two-dimensional stereotype (and the film was released in 3D but obviously this didn’t apply to the characters). James Cameron, the director, spent just three weeks writing the screenplay and then spent nearly half a billion dollars on making and marketing the film. OK, it has been a huge financial success, bringing in some 2.7 billion dollars so far, but with such huge sums at stake, surely Hollywood might spend, say, a couple of months preparing a decent script? There is a legal dispute over the Avatar script, mind you – someone is claiming he took the idea from elsewhere. This whole system is so hit-and-miss that many major productions seem to fail due largely to dire scripts (John Carter seems to be a recent example, according to many), so it doesn’t seem too much insurance for the studios to take a little care over the basics. It seems that the people vetting the scripts don’t have any expertise. Why not reduce the risk for really quite a small expense and make the film even better?

Avatar space wallpaper

Avatar space wallpaper - Spacecraft approaching Pandora

As an example, it struck me as peculiar that Jake Sully, an uneducated marine ‘jarhead’ (to use his own words) had to infiltrate the Na’vi and become accepted by them so he could negotiate with them (do they teach marines to do this?), when it turned out that chief scientist Grace (Sigourney Weaver) was already in with them with her own avatar, or at least arrived at the same time. Why couldn’t she do it? She was significantly better qualified. As an aside, Grace just didn’t look right as a Na’vi, but in any case she didn’t behave consistently with her human character either. As a human she was in charge of her department: a dominant alpha female, negative about Jake’s chances and abilities; but as a Na’vi she was a background character with no dress sense (she dressed like a 14-year-old schoolgirl in a purple tee-shirt that didn’t go with her blue skin colour, and some khaki shorts), and suddenly became totally admiring of Jake once he got taken in by the Na’vi, and accepting of him or better when they were both in their human bodies again. Is this character development? It looked more like inconsistency to me. And Colonel Quaritch was so much of a stereotype tough guy (as bad as John Wayne, really) as to look really quite stupid by the time of the big battle (of course there is one – I don’t think I’m giving anything away here). During the battle he spent much of his time standing behind the pilot in the ‘copter with a mug of coffee in his hand (I didn’t notice any vapour coming from it though) and issuing stupid colloquial-language orders to demonstrate how manly he was.

Avatar spiritual wallpaper - Wood Sprites

Avatar spiritual wallpaper - Jake Sully and a sign from Ai'wa - Wood Sprites

And what happened to Jake’s colleague, Norm Spellman (Joel David Moore), who was with him when he first saw his avatar floating in its tank, and who landed in the jungle with him and Grace? Why couldn’t he negotiate? Again, he had more experience. But no, he faded into the background for no obvious reason. Maybe because he was a scientist too and not a marine. It is vaguely justifiable, I suppose. Marines are obviously good negotiators. Especially those with no experience of it.

Avatar Wallpaper - Jake Sully Sam Worthington

Avatar Wallpaper - Jake Sully Sam Worthington

So anyway, he was with the Na’vi for three months and the diggers arrived, and they asked him, incredulously, since he had known what was going to happen, why hadn’t he mentioned it? Well, indeed! All his negotiating was done with the Princess Neytiri behind the bushes somewhere, it seems (and we did see a little of this). Well, enough of this stupidity.

Avatar Wallpaper - Floating Mountains Halleluja Mountains Ayram alusing

Avatar Wallpaper - Floating Mountains Halleluja Mountains Ayram alusing

What is the film actually about, I mean, other than simply spectacular entertainment? Well, I have already mentioned its ecological message, and I suppose that is basically it. The Na’vi are clearly Native American analogues – Na’vi even sounds like Navaho, one of the famous tribes (and I spell it with an ‘h’ and not a ‘j’ since they are clearly not Spanish). They have a shamanistic tribal culture, heavily influenced by their spiritual connection to Nature. This connection is literal in the film: they physically connect to trees and animals with a tentacle which all the major plants and animals have, so their neurons can share data (talk). They also apologise to animals they kill, explaining that their spirit will now go to Ai’wa (pronounced Aywa) as they put the knife in, something some of the Native Americans used to do as well. They believe, with good reason in the film, that everything is part of Ai’wa (the Great Spirit, in effect) (that link is a good read, by the way, if you want to find out a bit about nondual philosophy).

Avatar Wallpaper - Pandora jungle scene

Avatar Wallpaper - Pandora jungle scene

So, the obvious analogy is with the conquest of the Americas by the white men from Europe – both in the North, for colonisation (not happening at this stage in the film), and for gold by the Spanish (very like what is happening in the film). However, what’s past is past. We should look to ourselves. The film is even more like the vast logging and slash & burn farming industries in the Amazon, Indonesia and elsewhere, where vast areas of irreplaceable jungle are being destroyed, in many cases legally, and stone-age peoples and the protestors supporting them are being displaced and even murdered for profit as you read this. In the film there was a happy ending, but what of real life? It is also somewhat like the Western and particularly US attempts to dominate the oil-producing countries of the Middle-East in support of our unsustainable economic system: power first; selfishness first; everything else ultimately doesn’t matter and there is no god other than wealth and power. And that, of course, is another way of looking at Nature: not as holy and spiritual, but red in tooth and claw.

Avatar Wallpaper

Avatar Wallpaper

The acting. Well, with a script like that, what chance did the actors have, really? On the whole I think they did a very good job with the material they were given. Zoe Saldana was a very effective feline Neytiri; Sam Worthington was suitably bland as the not very thoughtful but basically good-hearted marine; Sigourney Weaver did what she could with the rather limited role the script left her with. Stephen Lang managed to make Colonel Quaritch repulsively macho and a very effective if stupid hate figure in the film, and indeed Giovanni Ribisi as Parker was also very effective at depicting a pig with his snout in the trough.

Overall, as I said at the beginning, I give this movie 7 out of 10, mainly for its spectacular entertainment value but not for its empty script and lack of proper characters. Incidentally, if you like the wallpaper pictures, you can get more from here: Avatar Wallpapers.

Sense or Nonsense from NatWest?

March 26, 2012 in Making Money

I picked up a copy of NatWest bank’s “Sense” magazine not so long ago – their New Year 2012 edition – and have finally got around to looking at it, and, after a few moments of leafing through it, I thought I would write a review. Why? Because I think it is absolute rubbish, that’s why.

natwest-sense-magazine

The magazine is subtitled, “Helpful ways to spend and save.” Well, OK. The magazine’s introduction is written by NatWest’s Products and Marketing Managing Director… Hmm… someone whose job it is to ensure that NatWest’s products get sold. Well, anyway, he says, “…we are starting the new year… with a special focus on savings.” He goes on to say, “We discover how to transform unique buildings into stylish homes, how to think yourself richer, and how to cut the costs of modern-day motoring. We also visit the young British actor, Daniel Radcliffe… we have 10 perfect mobile apps… a new Product Directory…” Well, I don’t see too much about saving here but let’s turn the pages!

On the cover it doesn’t actually mention its special focus on saving, or being prudent with money at all, in fact, which I would really expect from a bank magazine, if I were more naive. No, instead, it tells you that this is “The Love Issue” about the chemistry of love and with “romantic travel trips” to enjoy (spend your money on), fashion for all ages (to spend your money on), 55 timeless buys (to spend your money on), and Daniel Radcliffe of course (an aspirational figure since many of us aspire to be lucky, rich and famous like him – so the picture encourages us to feel that we deserve his life, and wears down our resistance to… spending money). To be fair, the cover also mentions easy tips for sweet treats to bake yourself (so-called “lifestyle” promotion for those of us with the luxury of time to bake our own sugary, poisonous, ‘treats’ and for those of us who don’t to make us feel that we should be able to afford this upper-middle-class lifestyle – or am I being too cynical?). Oh, and also, “Your local guide to North London & Herts” – er, except I can’t actually find that article on the contents page: maybe I’ll find it as I leaf through the magazine. Maybe it’ll mention some good shops were I can spend even more money.

Anyway, the magazine proper starts on pages 6 and 7, with “The List,” a what’s on guide to various seasonal events like Cirque De Soleil and the London Art Fair, plus various heritage-based places to visit, where somehow, I don’t think saving money is likely to be the outcome, even at the free ones. Oh, and 5 of the best “gastropubs” (pubs where you can spend money on food as well as beer). There is also a nice little guide to “London for art lovers” which mentions some lesser-known galleries that you can visit (free or otherwise – the magazine doesn’t say, and neither do some of the websites referenced).

The next page is an advert for an expensive vacuum cleaner, which, naturally enough, neglects to tell you the price (you’re not supposed to care). Next are some brief letters from readers (I suppose they are genuine), then an ad for “Fine Bespoke Furniture”. Clearly, this magazine is aimed at people with money. And parting them from it as fast as possible.

Speaking of which, we now have 11 pages of fashion, beauty and shopping advertorial, with savings advice like, “It’s time to invest in classic buys that you’ll love to wear again and again.” Uh-huh. Well, to be fair, they are suggesting items that last. But still, it is about spending in the short-term, and if you don’t happen to buy the expensive item they name but a cheaper substitute, because you are not already rolling in disposable income, will it last as long? Anyway after a few pages the advice deteriorates into a page of coordinating items to buy with no pretence that they will last: a crappy string necklace from Kurt Geiger, some bags, some boots, a bracelet that’s a snip at £345, etc., etc.

I’m still looking for this special focus on savings that was promised… Oh, on page 20 there is an “advertising promotion” by NatWest about their range of current – not savings – accounts, which can give you balance and limit alerts via your mobile phone (one of the expensive ‘smart’ type). Well, OK, it can potentially warn you when you are buying too many of the products advertised in this magazine… But then there’s a page of red junk to buy for Valentine’s Day.

Next: Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter actor extraordinaire, talking about his new movie, The Woman In Black. Aspirational brainwashing, as I’ve already mentioned, but there’s another angle too: it encourages you to spend money on watching the movie at the cinema or buying DVD’s. Of course, it is fine to do these things, but the magazine so far is absolutely saturated with such ideas. Saving? I don’t think so.

I’m going to stop right there on the details, and leaf through for some information on saving… where’s that saving focus gone? Hmm… horse riding, dating, expensive cameras, luxury holidays, more films, bake your own stuff, unusual (expensive) properties… Oh! An article about growing your own food. Well done, something thrifty and good for the planet, at last (page 58).

More lifestyle articles, then something about driving down your car costs. Good. Then, expensive river cruises… a Life Coach section – I can’t complain about this: most of us need a bit of life coaching or psychotherapy these days. Then… toys to buy. An unlabelled advartorial article about being a green romantic (with some chocolate stuff to buy).

Then NatWest’s product directory, starting off plugging the ‘savings goal’ feature you can get if you monitor your savings account online: it does a bit of ultra-basic arithmetic for to so you can see if you’re saving enough (after reading this magazine, the answer is almost certainly, “No!”).

Then some “Financial Planning Services,” which are all about selling you a mortgage, or life assurance, or some other way of making you pay three times over for what you want to save up for. In this country, after a century of propaganda, everyone thinks it is normal to buy a house with a mortgage (huge debt) rather than live cheaply and save up for it over 10 years or so. So the majority of people buy one house and pay for three over 25-30 years.

Next page. A credit card that “gives you more” (debt). Next, borrow against your home! So your property has risen in value, or you’ve paid off some of it, and now you want to borrow against that surplus value so you can pay for something else three times over as well! What a good idea. Why keep the equity for your future when you can lose it three times over in interest on a loan? I did this in my younger years, and am not so sure it is a great idea any more. It can work, when prices are rising rapidly, and if you’re borrowing to invest (not spend), but it is always a risk and if things go wrong, it can be very expensive for you.

Mortgages. Enough said. Current accounts. Investments (tracker funds) – something to do with saving, anyway. Life assurance: expensive security, but can be handy in a crisis, of course.

Ah! Page 96 – savings! Why ISA’s make good sense (illustrated with an aspirational photo of a happy family on a luxury holiday where, presumably, they spent all their investment profits instead of reinvesting). Well, anyway, the article talk in a superficial way about the different types of special tax-free savings accounts that ISA’s represent, and encourages you to try NatWest’s own. To be fair, theirs are quite good, with flexible terms, compared to most.

On page 97 they talk about savings goals: saving for a home deposit (presuming the rest will be paid for with a mortgage-based debt, I suppose); saving for a dream holiday (so not really saving at all, in the long run); for your car (a waste of money); a “future for your children”, i.e., saving for University fees, although of course with the high fees and the high proportion of people who go to University these days the value of going to University is much reduced compared to getting a job right away and just earning money without £50,000 or so of debt (times at least two because of the interest that has to be paid as well). But that’s another topic. On page 99 they recommend transferring savings accounts between family members to take advantage of each person’s tax free allowances. Assuming you can save enough. They give a few other basic tips too. Shrug.

Then an article called, “Think Yourself Richer,” a discussion of the psychological barriers that prevent people from gaining financial independence (maybe advertising has something to do with it too, n’est-ce-que pas?).  The article is illustrated with symbols of wealth and celebrities. Anyway, these barriers are as follows.

  • Not being frugal (stingy) enough;
  • You dabble with investment but don’t take the plunge and actually do it, even with a small amount;
  • You don’t resist the temptation to waste your money (see this magazine’s adverts and articles for examples);
  • Buy now, pay later – mortgages, anyone? Budget instead;
  • Not staying committed to your goals – the suggestion is to revise the goals to suit yourself better;

Finally, a word or 5 of good advice: spend less than you make.

So, out of 106 pages, I found maybe half a dozen loosely connected with saving and only one with some serious advice on the subject. That, I’m afraid, is what modern banking is like in Britain today: salespeople first, genuine financial advice a very poor second. If you are not financially educated or financially astute, the banker is not your friend. Be warned.

Twilight Brides Oxford Street

March 11, 2012 in Film, Fun

Twilight brides? What on Earth are 200 or more women doing queueing up outside HMV on Oxford Street dressed up in wedding dresses? Well, I suppose you’ve heard of the Twilight saga by now, especially the Twilight: Breaking Dawn movie which is the new Twilight as this is written.

I don’t plan to watch any of the Twilight movies any time soon, but my wife was an extra or participant at a “Twilight Brides” publicity stunt for HMV on Oxford Street in London this weekend, so off we went. It turned out that the store was trying to break a world record for the most women in a wedding dress in one queue, or something like that, but they didn’t make it. Still, it was a… weird day out.

Twilight brides queueing outside HMV Oxford Street, London

Twilight brides queueing outside HMV Oxford Street, London

A Twilight bride in a wedding dress

This Twilight bride is on the march.

Twilight brides posing for photographs, Oxford Street, London

Some of the Twilight brides were paid models, it seems. Here some of them pose for photos.

Twilight brides queueing, Oxford Street, London

A thrill of Twilight brides showing a variety of wedding dress possibilities, Oxford Street, London

Twilight brides queueing, Oxford Street, London

Twilight brides queueing, Oxford Street, London. People started queuing before 10.30am but HMV only opens at 11.30 on a Sunday.

Twilight brides doing jazz hands for photographers

Twilight brides doing jazz hands for photographers

A fairy-like wedding dress for this Twilight bride

A fairy-like wedding dress for this Twilight bride

Twilight brides taking snaps of themselves

Twilight brides taking snaps of themselves

Twilight brides having a laugh

Twilight brides having a laugh

Twilight brides looking Eastern European from behind

Twilight brides looking a bit Greek or Eastern European from behind

Twilight brides shivering

Twilight brides shivering in the London Springtime. It was sunny, but only about 10C.

Twilight brides in traditional full-length white wedding dresses

A thrill of Twilight brides in traditional full-length white wedding dresses

The Guinness World of Records representative being filmed

The Guinness World of Records representative being filmed, presumably announcing the failure to get 250 brides in a single queue. About 216 were reorded, as far as I know.

A Twilight celebrity look-alike

A look-alike for one of the Twilight stars. Don't know which one; they all look alike anyway if you haven't seen the films.

Notorious

February 28, 2012 in Fun

A little gem I composed back in 2006, inspired by the Notorious BIG, Nelly, and so on.

Notorious

Many many men want me dead,
But if they try I’ll shoot ‘em in da head.
There ain’t nobody gonna mess wit’ me,
‘Cos I’m da notorious T.I.T.

I’m a loser as you can see,
I think it’s cool to take ecstasy.
And when I’m bored I’ll snort any drug,
Now I’ve got da brain of da average slug.

I need a lot o’ rocks to show I’m somethin’
‘Cos in reality I believe I’m nothin’.
I live in a world a’ hoes and hoods,
I don’t believe in doin’ no good.

I cruise down da street in my fancy motor,
I pull da honeyz or their muthers.
And if any guys don’t respect my bitches,
I will leave ‘em bleedin’ in da ditches.

I carry a gun to disinfect my rivals,
When I see ‘em, I shoot ‘em in da vitals.
There ain’t nobody gonna mess wit’ me,
‘Cos I’m da notorious T.I.T.

So there you go bitch,
Whatcha think of my pitch?
‘Dis little lady ain’t got no taste,
If she weren’t so hot she’d be laid waste.

All right den honey, how ’bout dinner?
And afterwards, you can spank dis sinner!
There ain’t nobody gonna mess wit’ me,
‘Cos I’m da notorious T.I.T.

Snowjabba

February 18, 2012 in Fun

OK, I know the Winter in England is apparently drawing to a close, but still I wish I’d thought of building a snow-jabba-the-hutt!

Snow Jabba

Snowjabba!

Ducky-Ducks Again

February 5, 2012 in Nature and Environment

Trudging through 5cm of snow to feed the ducks was a major workout today! Still, got some good pics!

Frozen Lake

February 4, 2012 in Nature and Environment

Winter has arrived in jolly old Blighty! The lake has frozen over (a thin layer, but I’ve never seen a frozen lake before, as far as I can remember). It must have been cold out… Snow expected later! Here are my photos of the dodgy ducks (well, geese, mostly). You can click on the slideshow to see a full-size version (and download any pics if you like).

Britain Is A Poor Country

February 2, 2012 in Economics

Here in Britain, we are always told how well-off we are, and what a wealthy country we live in, and perhaps when you look at the general statistics, it may even be true, on average. But averages can be very misleading. In this well-off country, most of the wealth is owned by a tiny minority of people. The rest of us are just fighting over the scraps, and are not well-off at all. Sure, we have some advantages, like some welfare state, lots of gadgets we can’t afford in the shops, and so on, but can we afford to pay the bills? Nope. Can the country afford facilities like good education, healthcare, libraries and so on? Less so than in the past, is my impression.

An average house in this country costs £160,000 (€192,000) and the median wage is about £26,000, (€32,000) or 1/6th of the price of the house.

We think of the Southern European countries as being relatively poor (an out-of-date idea, but it is common here). Let’s see what they are like in these terms. Gross averages are hard to find online for some of these, but here’s what I’ve been able to dig up, based on a (small) 60sq.m property as a cheapish rough guide.

Bulgaria – average house price is under €50,000, average income €2,200 (22:1)

Greece – average city centre house price €296,000, average wage €8,400 (35:1)

Italy – houses €420,000, wages €30,000 (14:1)

Spain – houses €240,000, wages €24,000 (10:1)

On the same basis as these, though, a 60sq.m UK house would be €900,000, representing a ratio of 4.6:1 compared with the average wage. OK… well, on the basis of those figures, houses in the UK are actually relatively affordable for the natives. On the other hand, some of those European houses are far more affordable for a Brit than for the natives…

In which case… it’s time to move! And get some darned sunshine for a change.